Life’s Crazy Rules

  • “A ruler isn't always straight.” ~Robert Half

  • Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.
  • Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it. Corollary: It will not be in the last place you expect to find it.
  • Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
  • Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.
  • First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.
  • Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
  • Isaac’s Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
  • Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person’s name, you will pick the wrong one. Corollary – If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong anyway.
  • The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
  • Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
  • Loftus’ Law: Some people manage by the book, even though they don’t know who wrote the book or even which book it is.
  • Lovka’s Dilemma: You never get away, you only get someplace else.

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7 responses to “Life’s Crazy Rules

    • hi jingle!

      Oh my! Oh my! I can’t believe you gave me an award!
      But I think I don’t deserve it. I’m still quite new here in wordpress and I don’t think my posts give sunshine at all.

      But thank you a lot! YOU gave me sunshine. THanks to you! 😉

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